brakhage:

i used to be a person but now i’m a blog

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knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

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vexenort:

cumsquats:

*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive

what the fuck does this post even mean

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eyecandyrave:

mydemisee:

best friends kissing…

every single one of these is so cute and romantic and then there’s billy completely raping mandys face. 

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einsteinonacid:

ineedtogetpaid:

i thought LGBT was a sandwich

Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?

image

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addictedtoprogress:

I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose

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hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

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I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

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radical-illusion:

can i look like u

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