if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive
what the fuck does this post even mean
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions